Who wrote on my forehead!

not cool

Hey everybody this isn’t cool. I’m serious. Not cool. I was taking a nap in the conference room because unlike a lot of people here I was working. on this thing I’m doing with my dad so all you pikers can get paid. you think your the ones doing the jobs. but it’s us at corporate who make sure the checks go out think about that. so I was taking a nap after going to KFC to be up for this meeting, when i was sleeping in the conference room someone wrote FART in permanent marker on my forehead. 

Not cool!

we had a big meeting and I had to wear a hat my dad said was unprofessional.

I’m going to find out who did this. It’s not hard to know when you are coming to get your keys for your cars, like little kisd at recess. check it, jerks.

bill jr. 

Vice President

Chief of online operations